Middle-aged, balding metal detector enthusiast, Steve Radstock, got the surprise of his life when he went to have his recent find authenticated at the Norfolk Heritage Centre in Norwich.
"I'd just unearthed what I thought was a Roman earring disc of some sort. When I got to the centre, though, the sign said it was closed and there was no sign of the two young ladies who run it. When I tried the door though, it opened, and when I went inside, I heard what sounded like passionate lesbian love-making coming from the store room.
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