then again I wouldnt would I becouse Im a pensioner and we dont get anything do we,my god whats it all come dowwn to ay?New Feature?New Labour New Danger.Bar Humbug,having to wear 8 cardigans just to keep warm,like living in a third world country,feet are freezing,had to set fire to my slippers just to keep warm the dirty fucking bastards.Make up your own punch line metal detectors?your not that stand up comedian that comes to the old folks home on a Tuesday are you,the cheap one?none of us pensioners understand your jokes but by god we still all piss ourselfs.My god what dispicable way to treat a pensioner after all ive done for every fucker,its all me me me nowdays the fuckers,what about the pensioners ay,oh yes I feel fine,like a new born baby,no teeth,no hair and now Ive wet myself again.
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I dont get the joke Custard Cream
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Thubs Swirlim
offlineMemberNo I dont get it either,but anyway Jack your lucky Ive no slippers either burnt mine last winter after Id burnt the wifes,its hard I know,havnt even got the pleasure of snuggling up to her in bed to keep warm either now shes far to cold,cant even afford the dignity of a Christian burial for her,spend most of my pension on fly spray and plug in air freshners this summer,I just look on the bright side least I can go on cashing her pension for a while.Its enough to drive you crazy thow isnt it?all these cut back us pensioners have to suffer,we should have never joined the common market in 75,they couldnt even get that right,I mean we should all be driving on the other side of the road realy shouldnt we like our neighbours if your going to do something might as well do it properly.Might confuse people for a bit,but you could do it gradualy,like for the first few weeks it should only apply to lorries over 4 tons.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberJeez! Two streams of conciousness. What happens if they touch?
Posted 5 months ago #
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