I had the missfortune to be in the dock yet again at John Mortimers magistrates court (Uxbridge)of a Saturday morning.Here I was Chummy,short for Mr Chummleywarner,standing there yet again for the 4th time that week in a one peice boiler suit constructed of paper material not quite opaque and only a tad stronger than the daily rag.Big miss understanding yet again,been at the old Johnny Walkers tad to much,police took away my mac yet again,lucky I have a vast supply of them for just such a situation.Anyway like I told the magistrate been at the Johnny Walkers,slipt on my mac and socks and shoes,nothing else and decided to go for a stroll through the woods with my full face balaclava on as it was a tad chilly.Spent several hours prowling about in the bushes,nobody about took balaclava off,headed for off licence in the high street.Met the small boy who looked a tad bit sad,offered him a sweetie out of the bag I always carry in my mac pocket incase I meet sad small boys.As Ive said big miss understanding belt become loose,mac fell open,small boy a tad frightened we both ran off.So there I was again paper suit big miss understanding not granted bail,remanded to Brixton.What this has to do with anything on Newsbiscuit Ive no idea,been at the Johnny Walkers again Im afraid tad to much,best go out for a walk clear the old head a tad.......now where my mac.
So anyway,many Keith Moons ago
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