In the past, this would be the day that writers started to be exta-smarmy-nice to the other NB-ers. As no one ever looks at the subs anymore, and no vote can go over 5, this has been replaced by expectant silence.
End of month voting suck-up...
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Expectorant? But I don't have a productive cough!
I read all the subs, but as a New Bug I thought I had to undergo the initiation ceremony before getting permission to comment.
In fact, the only reason I joined Newsbiscuit was because I'd been promised fagging duties. I feel I have been sorely misled as not one single satirist has fagged me.
Am I unfaggable?
Don't know about the UK, but in the US you would be ultra-faggable.
Rikkor, thank you for assuring me that I am globally faggable. It brought me enormous relief.
However, I feel I am destined to remain UK-bound (as in tied up in case you were in any doubt). I fear airport security would find my weapon too much to deal with.
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