Mr Herbert Strange 79 without charge after he was found in Croyden town centre on a busy Saturday morning. After they relised Herbert was the UKs most stupidist pensioner.Police say Mr Stranges reason for being naked was as follows,he said,I was strolling through Croydon park Saturday morning on my way to feed the ducks,when out of the bushes jumped a naked young lady about 19 years of age,and shes shouting at me to have sex with her.Ive never seen anything like it......for a long time,then shes on the ground see with her legs all open going get your clothes off grandad and fuck me,so Im getting my clothes off, me long johns and so forth and Im standing there see?Any road I felt a bit silly cos I have erectile problems you no?but then I see see had one of thoses Mexicans done,corrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh I thought that got me going alright.Anyroads shes getting realy frustrated now see cos Im taking so long,come on grandad what you waiting for shes going just get down here and fuck me hurry up for christ sake.Well Ive got a bad back see and got to be carefull and Im trying to tell her this,but shes just going,shut up just fuck me,come on,so Im standing there see looking at her Mexican and Im just lowering myself down real slow like cos of me back,and she starts shouting yes yes thats it hurry up now fuck me,hurry the fuck up,go on just jump on top of me and go to town,...............so here I am.
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Police decide to release naked pensioner
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberYeh, half a dozen if you count Adge Cutler.
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dvo4fun
offlineMember"Police decide to release naked pensioner"
Not quite naked but: Many moons ago I had the great good fortune to be on occasional 'duty' at John Mortimer's favourite Magistrates' Court (Uxbridge) of a Saturday morning. The only performers were those appearing from Police custody, either on a Court warrant or due to a new arrest. It was not uncommon for the Police to retain, for forensic examination, chummy's clothes and footwear. He (it was almost always 'he') would then appear in the dock wearing a one-piece boiler suit constructed of a strange paper material, not quite opaque & only a tad stronger than the Daily Rag. If bail was granted chummy was then released into the community wearing the boiler suit and no shoes. A real swine if it was raining.
Happy days
Posted 5 months ago # -
Thubs Swirlim
offlineMemberliar,bet it was you realy in the dock eh?come on you can tell us,what had you been up to this time ay wink wink,had to walk all the way back to the bail hostel in your paper suit ay in the rain?have a tag on your ankle as well did you ay ay?nudge nudge wink wink say no more.
Posted 5 months ago #
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