Iranian authorities have begged the US President to come and deactivate a captured US Drone that began to talk under interrogation.
"We can't get the bloody thing to shut up," said Mustafa Resetbutton, head of technical support at the Iranian Secret Service.
After capturing a US Drone in the Gulf, Iranian forces were cock a hoop with their coup and anticipated interrogating the automated agent for valuable intelligence. However, soon after they found a way to get the Drone to start sharing information, they began to regret the exercise.
Built by a former marketing manager for a Denver based IT storage vendor, the Drone answers even the simplest questions with a 98 page power point presentation, which is embedded with corporate videos. The Drone also has a blog, which hapless Iranian agents were forced to read in case they missed any important details.
"All we know so far is that the Drone was founded in 2002, it's a Pisces and it loves the great outdoors," said one agent, "no agent has managed to stay awake long enough to hear the rest of the information it shares. We think it might be a fan of baseball, as there was a reference to stepping up to the plate and ball park figures. But we've had enough and we're going to hand the drone back to the Americans."