Following on from the recent discovery of the mystical lair of unicorns in North Korea, Doctors in the UK today announced the discovery of yet another magical animal - Babius Royalus, or a Royal Baby.
These magical creatures have the ability to control the thoughts of a whole nation and even editors of news papers. 60 million people in the UK have already forgotten about austerity, political corruption, incompetent politicians, high taxes, low services, unemplpoyment and a whole host of other problems...
PM David Cameron offered his congratulations to the doctors...