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So, what do we think "The Baby" should be called ?

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Started 5 months ago by Sinnick
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Sinnick

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Posted 5 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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Your Royal Highness?

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Carter

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Deficit for a boy and News International if it's a girl.

If it's twins they should call them Leonard and Atos.

Posted 5 months ago #
Ironduke

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I thought the modern form of Prince was 'symbol'

I should think they could come up with something natty involving a crown and sceptre on crossed hockey stick and a helicopter blade.

Posted 5 months ago #
butagirl

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Shanequa for a girl, Trevon if it's a boy.

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butagirl

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Let's not be too hasty, though - we don't know whether she's going to keep it yet.

Posted 5 months ago #
bonjonelson

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Siri

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Ironduke

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Do you think they've skated in just in time to still claim child benefit?

Posted 5 months ago #
rikkor

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Hewitt for a boy. Dodina for a girl.

Posted 5 months ago #
Scroat

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Victoria Elizabeth Diana.

There.

Posted 5 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I think it'll become known as "Tell The Nanny To Shut That Little Fucker Up!".

Posted 5 months ago #
simonjmr

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They'll follow the Beckham's by naming the child after the place where it was conceived

Either D'Autet for a boy or Anglesey for a girl

Posted 5 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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Katwillsel

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sigmund

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“Whatdoyoumeanit’sblack."

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Gaz

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Savile.

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riesler

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Vomit for a boy, Nausea for a girl?

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Sinnick

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Hughie or Ruth, respectively, for boy or girl

Posted 5 months ago #
writinginbsl

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Indifference

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Nails UK

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Inconvenient.

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charlies_hat

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Names are better if you say the word ____King before them.

Nails example above works well. (and Siri obviously)

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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On that basis Charlie can I suggest Penguin?

Posted 5 months ago #
Tripod

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Kong...

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waylandsmithy

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Kibbutz.

Posted 5 months ago #
godly1966

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Beyoncé or Rihanna if its a girl

Posted 5 months ago #
Scroat

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I don't think you're taking this very seriously.

Posted 5 months ago #
riesler

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I think Aethelred is due a comeback. Or maybe Cnut?

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Queen of Tarts

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Doors to Manual after her Gran

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brownpaperreporter

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Stranglewank

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FlashArry

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Sven or Svenda

Princess Vajazzle

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pere floza

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Mohamed for a boy. 'abandoned on a hillside' for a girl.

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