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   Sinnick
   

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   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Anonymous
   

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   Your Royal Highness?

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Carter
   

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   Deficit for a boy and News International if it's a girl.

   If it's twins they should call them Leonard and Atos.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Ironduke
   

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   I thought the modern form of Prince was 'symbol'

   I should think they could come up with something natty involving a crown and sceptre on crossed hockey stick and a helicopter blade.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   butagirl
   

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   Shanequa for a girl, Trevon if it's a boy.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   butagirl
   

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   Let's not be too hasty, though - we don't know whether she's going to keep it yet.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   bonjonelson
   

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   Siri

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Ironduke
   

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   Do you think they've skated in just in time to still claim child benefit?

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   rikkor
   

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   Hewitt for a boy. Dodina for a girl.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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    Scroat
    

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    Victoria Elizabeth Diana.

    There.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    I think it'll become known as "Tell The Nanny To Shut That Little Fucker Up!".

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    simonjmr
    

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    They'll follow the Beckham's by naming the child after the place where it was conceived

    Either D'Autet for a boy or Anglesey for a girl

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    Dick Everyman
    

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    Katwillsel

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    sigmund
    

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    “Whatdoyoumeanit’sblack."

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    Gaz
    

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    Savile.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    riesler
    

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    Vomit for a boy, Nausea for a girl?

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    Sinnick
    

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    Hughie or Ruth, respectively, for boy or girl

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    writinginbsl
    

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    Indifference

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    Nails UK
    

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    Inconvenient.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    charlies_hat
    

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    Names are better if you say the word ____King before them.

    Nails example above works well. (and Siri obviously)

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    beau-jolly
    

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    On that basis Charlie can I suggest Penguin?

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    Tripod
    

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    Kong...

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    Kibbutz.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    godly1966
    

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    Beyoncé or Rihanna if its a girl

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    Scroat
    

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    I don't think you're taking this very seriously.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    riesler
    

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    I think Aethelred is due a comeback. Or maybe Cnut?

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    Queen of Tarts
    

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    Doors to Manual after her Gran

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    brownpaperreporter
    

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    Stranglewank

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    FlashArry
    

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    Sven or Svenda

    Princess Vajazzle

    Posted 3 years ago #

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    pere floza
    

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    Mohamed for a boy. 'abandoned on a hillside' for a girl.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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