Following the delightful news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their first child, reports have emerged that Prince Harry has not taken the news well.
The as yet unborn Heir will become third in line to the throne, demoting Harry into forth place. Although this is seen as being in the best interests of the commonwealth, Harry has begun throwing his toys out of the pram, and was last seen embarking on what some believe will be a record breaking bender.
A psychologist in child behaviour explained "Prince Harry is displaying typical signs jealousy that young children show when they are threatened by a new member of the Family. It is compounded by Harry's childhood, where he has always been seen as his father's third son, behind William and a Japanese peace Lilly"
The Prince has reportedly been drinking since he was told the news on Sunday. One snooker club owner told he had to refuse the Prince entry. "I politely had to turn him away, but not because he was drunk" he told us. "People are used to seeing different coloured balls in a snooker club, but my customers are not ready for the sight of the royal ginger balls"
Buckingham palace have been talking down Harry's reaction, and have even spoken of using the well known parenting technique of bribing him to ensure he is a good boy. "We have told him that if he good and stops trying to fly that Apache into the maternity ward, we will give him Canada to play with".