Imported directly from North Korea, this astonishing little beast will make traffic jams disappear before your very eyes! It will turn BMW drivers into vague approximations of real human beings! See cyclists become considerate road users with a profound regard for the rights of others! Watch as men in white vans drive along motorways with a safe distance between them and the vehicle in front!
This magic car pet will transform your life!
Only $500 from K-tel Heavy Industries, inc. (Pyong Yang).
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This Christmas, get the motorist in your life a miniature unicorn.
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