Alleged serial killer Stephen Griffiths who was today remanded in custody over the murders of three prostitutes from Bradford is already dying to be released. Stephen Griffiths, 40, was represented in court today by his solicitor Ronald Mcdonald. Mr Mcdonald confirmed that his company had taken the unusual step of moving into the legal business. "When an opportunity like this arises where a customer's love for raw meat is made so publicly aware, we just had to jump at the chance to use him to advertise our product, we've even released a new Happy Meal Toy to commemorate the occasion, and children just love the minature fully working crossbow, especially as the arrows are so sharp". Mr Griffiths was said to be unwilling to comment on his case as he feared it may jeopardise a future advertising contract with Colonel Sanders.
Suspected cannibal serial killer said to be "Hungry for Freedom"
(1 post) (1 voice)
You must log in to post.