The Neat-O challenge for this week is:
magic carpet
Submissions which are unintelligible out of the Neat-O context, eg
Acme pig cart turns into flying rug
can be posted directly in this thread. Although not that particular one, obviously.
Preferably, crowbar the Neat-O seamlessly into your bitingly funny satire about Osbourne's Autumn Statement, or other amusing piece you post in the Writers' Room; and don't forget to put a link to it in this thread.
That's it.