Ok. I'm a skeptic and here's my very scientific reason why
Hippies say that the temperature is rising as well as water levels. If this is the case we are in trouble.
The only other example I have of temperatures being to high and rising water levels is in my washing machine. Last January 24th I put a wash on. Included in that wash was a lovely little woollen jumper my mum had brought me for Christmas. It had a snowman on the front and Santa on his sleigh in the background. Now I had worn this jumper only once and it fit me perfectly. If anything it was a little to big but that made it cosy and warm. Not sure if you remember January 24th last year but it was a very cold day, so the extra cosiness was appreciated. Anyway after that wash I went to wear the jumper again I noticed it had shrunk considerably. I got the receipt from my mum and took it back to the shop for a refund or at the very least a replacement. Now normally I find the staff at Oxfam very polite but this young lad was obviously feeling sarcastic. 'It's cos you washed it at to high a temperature' he told me. (Because I know you will be wondering, yes, I did complain to the manager and he promised my the staff member in question would be docked a weeks wages. 1-nil to the biscuit boy).
Anyway, back to the point, that jumper got too warm, and I remember watching the washing machine that day and distinctly remember the water rising. Those two so called 'climate change' factors caused my jumper to shrink, yet I have not heard 1 single scientist, greenpeace member, our independent reader (i if you are a cheapskate) say the world is shrinking like bourbon jumper. There has not even been any evidence to say that the average sheep is getting smaller.
So I conclude, based on my own scientific evidance, it is all bollocks.
Thank you and goodnight