Following his barn storming performance in publishing the riveting 'AN INQUIRY INTO THE CULTURE, PRACTICES AND ETHICS OF THE PRESS REPORT', The Right Honourable Lord Justice Leveson will be taking over from Who.Am.I (also known as 'that bloke from The Script') in the next series of BBC's ground breaking show of the year, The Voice.
An excited Lord Leveson said, 'I'm excited. If I had known publishing this report would lead to offers like this, I would have got on with it a lot quicker. Who knows what could lead on from here - more media coverage, media intrusion by the red tops, a front page expose in The Sun on Sunday, and happy days loads more dosh from the subsequent legal payout'.
BBC spokesman Matthew Henry denied the appointment had been made in response to Lord Leveson's increased media profile. "He is a great judge. He has heard from the great and good and not so good such as Hugh Grant, so he should be ideal to be a judge on The Voice. Plus, he can't be as bad as Who.Am.I from the last series."
Tom Jones and Jess J were unavailable for comment.