Education secretary Michael Gove has written a stern letter to the parents of Lord Justice Leveson informing them that their son 'Must try harder next time' if he is to have any prospect of conducting future independent reviews.
Gove's letter, which was countersigned by Mr Cameron, stated that he should have made sure Mr Cameron was completely happy with his homework before it was handed in. The letter goes on to state that The Lord Justice will not be allowed to participate in any future reviews unless he puts-up his hand and asks Mr Cameron to mark his work before allowing the class to read it.
Gove did consider giving the Lord Justice detention and making his stand in a corner of Downing Street wearing a 'D' hat, but Mr Cameron said he would prefer not to have him in the building at present.