The Chinese State's satirical website 'the People's Daily' has executed the entire management staff for 'not being funny'.
"The People's Daily used to be very funny" said a senior Chinese official with an amusingly scattalogical-sounding name "Like, last month they ran a piece on Tibet, with some cracking photos of dead terrorist monks, saying how lovely and happy it was now that the Imperialist lacky the Dalai Bastard Lama was not meddling in Chinese Tibet's internal affairs. We pissed ourselves when we read that."
"But we didn't find their story on our beloved ally, Kim Jong Un, very funny. Not at all funny, as it happens. So we arrested the management staff."
"We have appointed new comedy writers at the People's Daily" he continued "and they are running a really amusing story about how the previous board of the People's Daily were found to have been Western propagandists and have all been...wait for it....shot!!!."
"Comedy gold! It's safe to say The People's Daily is now back to its satirical best"