Microsoft today announced that June's critical update for the Internet Explorer software will deploy project Stepoe.
The recent releases of Microsoft windows software have included "In private browsing". A service that allows cock sure men the ability to browse websites without an embarassing record being easily accessible to their spouse.
Microsoft have been under fire in recent months for this development, so June's critical update will include a pornography alert warning sound - any time a user accesses pornographic sites, the dulcit tones of Harry H Corbett, will shout out from your computer at full blast "You dirty old man".
Microsoft have also highlighted that they will also be releasing the "Sidney James" patch at the same time, which will say "Phwwwoor" when an image of a young lady is shown on the screen.
It is believed that these enhancements have been requested by Melinda Gates.
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