One of the reindeers responsible for pulling Santa’s sleigh this Christmas has revealed that one of the other lead reindeers is suffering from an outbreak of anal warts.
Tweeting from a grotto somewhere in the Arctic circle, the reindeer was careful not to name the wart carrying deer but said it was ‘the one with the very, very shiny nose’
The reindeer said he had spent the last seven days staring right into the wart infested sphincter and had asked Santa for a transfer to somewhere further back in the team.
But Santa assured the other deers that the only thing the lead deer was carrying was a few Christmas presents for some poor kids living in Tamworth although he did admit he couldn’t promise the sleigh-team they wouldn’t pick something up from them.
To reassure the team there was nothing to fear, Santa prodded the encrusted anus with the stick he uses to poke the mentals but it did not stop the other reindeers from laughing and calling Rudolph names....such as ‘Rudolph the brown nose reindeer’ and ‘Fogwart’
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Earl Van Dyke
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