'OK, so I accept this one won't ever make FP,' said the balding would-be satirist who has at least been on Mastermind, although he certainly hasn't got a Porsche coupe to polish. 'I thought it was quite funny but whatever. I must have some others I could dredge up. That one about breeding National Trust houses made it at the third attempt, mind.'
Added Oxy: 'You bastards.'