The pontiff shocked followers around the world today as he revealed that after watching American sitcom Two and a half men he had realised that the catholic faith made for a very dull life. In a tweet sent out on his new account sponsored by CBS Benedicit XVI (who now wishes to be known as Benny) said "Come on people there's so much fun we cud be havin. Slip on a rubber an go 4 it."
Many in the papal flock were said to be dissappointed by the revelations but Tony Blair is said to have been seen getting fitted out for a cassock.