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Scroat

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No prizes, but suggestions welcome. How about:

CARCINOGENIC IMMIGRANTS BESMIRCH MEMORY OF DIANA

which has just about everything.

Posted 3 years ago #
Des Custard

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Sun version:

PHEW WHATTA LOTTO GOTCHA CORRIE WAG ROMP!

P.S. You left out house prices.

Posted 3 years ago #
simonjmr

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CARCINOGENIC ONE PARENT IMMIGRANTS BESMIRCH MEMORY OF DIANA WITH GAY CLAIM

Posted 3 years ago #
thisisall1word

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WILL CARCINOGENIC ONE PARENT IMMIGRANTS BESMIRCHING MEMORY OF DIANA WITH GAY CLAIM LOWER THE VALUE OF YOUR HOME?

Posted 3 years ago #
allmyownstunts

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*drums fingers waiting for andhrimnir's crossword clue on THAT one...*

Posted 3 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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JORDAN AND FERGIE IN LESBIAN ROMP IN PALACE GROUNDS: GOVE IMPLICATED AS PEEPING TOM

Posted 3 years ago #
Doctor Moptop

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GAY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS HID MADDY IN CARCINOGENIC BENEFIT CHEAT'S DIANA-STYLE HANDBAG

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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EXCELLENT!

Posted 3 years ago #
antharrison

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Vote Labour, Abdul

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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IMMIGRANTS KILLED DIANA IN CARCINOGENIC HOUSE-PRICE LOWERING SCAM!!!

Posted 3 years ago #

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