Following the decision by Joey Barton to give his post-match interview in a french accent, Buckingham Palace has confirmed that, as a way of showing greater empathy with the nation, she will deliver her annual speech in a variety of regional accents.
The Palace confirmed that speech will be divided into sections in a clockwise direction around the British isles, starting with the west country, then moving to Wales, Lancashire, Scotland, Tyneside, Birmingham and finally the east end of London.
The Palace also confirmed that it was disappointed that the speech had been leaked, and has taken the decison to publish its content with immediate effect.
'Ooh arr, me gert ackers, one's bin chamming to giss et Christmas speakies.'
'Boyo Charlie gone ape that one's not up the wooden gwelly'
'Eigh-up abeawt 60 yoz ago one twas sent t'throne'
'Now wee William the next wingnut, is gaggin for bairns'
'Nebby press should scram tappy-lappy Harry'
'All right, chobble yer turkey and doss later'
'And why you're all borassic lint, if you need a Lady Godiva, get tooled-up and blag the battle cruiser.'
'One wishes you all a happy Christmas and prosperous new year.'