Old Trafford cordoned off as naked mystery man squats on Ferguson statue
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Gotta hand it to 'Arry.
Anything to get today's game postponed...
Never considered 'Arry as a Gollum lookalike before.
Now you come to mention it...
I did see the statue...I wondered if they'd found a cheap sculptor who could do faces and feet, but really struggled with evrything inbetween.
'Tell you what, put him in a straightsided raincoat and fold his arms'. genius. One small step removed from 'Who's that?' 'Sir Alex Fergusion. Wearing a hoodie. Hiding in a box. From a long way away.'
It came as quite a shock to 'Arry that Fergie was partial to a post-match cigar.
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