Douglas Adams took a look around him, was amazed to find out that he was reanimated, and disappointed to find out that there was not a hot bath readily available. Douglas realised at once that since he had died of a random act of God, and he was an avowed atheist, that God had finally spotted the paradox and rectified it.
"So, did Steve Jobs and Jimmy Wales finally get around to building the Hitch Hiker's guide?" he asked. "Why yes" said Nancy, who had been knocking around the space time continuum quite a bit. "Here, have this iPad, but I'm note sure how good the wi-fi signal is here".
"Good", said Douglas, knowing straight away how to use the device because he basically invented it. "I'll need a strong, hot cup of tea,a Bambleweeny 57 Sub- Meson Brain and an atomic vector plotter. And does anyone know if the Cross Street Cafe just off Upper Street in Islington is still going? I could use a decent fry up. Failing that, there used to be a nice little bakers just along the road that did cheese and ham croissants".