Picking up from Smart Alex's Film Sequels, can I suggest similar for festive songs? To start the ball rolling:
Next Christmas
I saw Mommy shagging Santa Claus
Away with the Magners
Santa Toddler
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Picking up from Smart Alex's Film Sequels, can I suggest similar for festive songs? To start the ball rolling:
Next Christmas
I saw Mommy shagging Santa Claus
Away with the Magners
Santa Toddler
Bloody Hell, it IS Christmas Every Day
Santa Claus Has Come to Town, Got Pissed and Fucked Off Home Again
O Quite Large Tourist Trap of Bethlehem
Hark The Herald Angels Sing Out of Tune
While Shepherds Watched TV By Night
Merry Christmas (War is Over, But Give it Five Minutes...)
Silent Night II
The Holly and the V
'Mistletoe & Just The One Unit Of Wine' (by The BMA Massive)
Brilliant Flash! Never too early in the day for a Roman Numerals based joke.
Christmas Time (Please tells the Bells to shut up now)
Mistletoe & Rehab
I Saw Three Ships (being boarded by Somali Pirates)
Big Donkey
Mary's Boy Teenager
Winter Wonderbra
little bummer boy
Oh Brittle Town of Bethlehem
It’ll be lonely next Christmas.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, (even though I didn’t have a ‘kin donor card).
Hark, the Hell’s Angels sing.
Start the Cavalry.
Twice in Royal David's City
Ant the Halls
When a Child is Born II
Deck the fucker.
Nowhere near as good as Flash's brilliance but:
Dub-stepping around the Christmas Tree
I'm Dreaming of a Multi-ethnic Christmas
The Holly and the Oy Vey
I'll get me coat...
We three kings of orient aren't
All I want for christmas are my dentures
By now they probably do know it's Christmas but just in case here goes again
O Little Refugee Camps of Beit Jibrin, Aida and Dheisheh
In the Damp Mid Winter
The Ritz and The Ivy
We Harked The Herald Angels Sang.
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely Were Your Branches.
Fideste Infideles.
Silent Morning.
Back in a manger
The second Noel
Good King Wenceslas the Second
O little suburb of Bethlehem
The Holly and the Brucie
Frosty the snowperson
@Midnight. Spat out my coffee. Thank you.
Dukla Prague Don't Even Exist Any More
I saw Mommy begging the bailiffs not to take the telly
It's beginning to look a lot like Mike from Sale puking on the boss's shoes
(I’m dreaming of a) Dry Christmas
Rudolph, The Red Nosed Otter
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (but not ye women, obviously)
Oh Oh Emmanuel, I’m coming
The BNP’s favourite, “I’m dreaming of a white England.”
Having it away in a manger.
I saw three shits come sailing in on the Breakfast Show in the Morning
In The Bleak Mid-Recession.
God Rest Ye Gerry Mentalmen.
Mary's Boy Child (The DSA would like a word).
Violent Shite
..... Holy Shite!
Of course we know it's Christmas, you patronizing bastards!
The First "No, 'ell!"
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