Piers Morgan, Max Hastings, Alastair Campbell, John Redwood. Can anyone imagine a better definition of hell? If Dimbleby dons an explosive vest and detonates in the studio I reckon he'd get the VC.
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I fell over John Redwood once when I was drunk. It's a shit claim to fame, but it's my own. Have also fed Max Hastings' golden retriever a kitkat.
Where's Adam Boulton when you need him?
Or maybe tonight is the featherweight round?
Add Simon Cowell to the line up and I'll blow the place up myself....
Reminds me of an old I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - Jeremy Hardy, I think, playing "Uxbridge English Dictionary", where you have to give new definitions for old words:
"Control: Piers Morgan, Max Hastings, Alastair Campbell, John Redwood..."
It's lovely that they can get away with saying "cunt" on Radio 4 at 6 pm just because they're a national treasure... :-)
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