Piers Morgan, Max Hastings, Alastair Campbell, John Redwood. Can anyone imagine a better definition of hell? If Dimbleby dons an explosive vest and detonates in the studio I reckon he'd get the VC.
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I fell over John Redwood once when I was drunk. It's a shit claim to fame, but it's my own. Have also fed Max Hastings' golden retriever a kitkat.
Where's Adam Boulton when you need him?
Or maybe tonight is the featherweight round?
Add Simon Cowell to the line up and I'll blow the place up myself....Posted 5 years ago #
Reminds me of an old I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - Jeremy Hardy, I think, playing "Uxbridge English Dictionary", where you have to give new definitions for old words:
"Control: Piers Morgan, Max Hastings, Alastair Campbell, John Redwood..."
It's lovely that they can get away with saying "cunt" on Radio 4 at 6 pm just because they're a national treasure... :-)Posted 5 years ago #
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