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Started 5 months ago by Gaz
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Gaz

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The Comedy Writers Union have called for calm after the sacking of Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo and asked that no one else do anything stupid or childish for a least a couple of weeks.
In a press release this morning Union chairman Ivor Smallin pleaded for time to allow writers to use up the unprecedented amount of material that Chelsea keep providing.
"There's just too much of it, we have writers working full time but it's still not enough. There's infidelity, racist remarks, dressing up and claiming credit for things you haven't done. And that's only from John Terry, never mind that a billionaire teenager seems to be running things" commented Smallin.

Posted 5 months ago #
Gaz

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Hello everyone, I have just found this place and hope I've done that right. I didn't vote for myself or anything which I believe is the done thing.

Posted 5 months ago #
Screenie

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Oxbridge and my titanic clash only goes to prove how accurate this sub is. Excellent. two more stars than Chelsea let in goals for ya.

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Oxbridge and my? Oxbridge and I's? mine and Oxbridge's? I'm out of my depth here.

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Gaz

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I'm sort of lost as to what your whole first sentence means to be honest. And as someone who attempts to be humorous I'm obviously completely paranoid and think you're having a go at me. :)

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AReader

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No, he's not having a go at you. Newsbiscuit does support "Care in the Community".

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Screenie

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Sorry Gaz. Oxvbridge and I put up very similar subs at almost the same time, kind of proving the dirth of comedy opportunities that Chelsea are providing. Well, I thought so.

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Gaz

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I think I'll like it here.

Until I inevitably assume someone hates me, become paranoid, slyly insult someone and then run away crying. Although that may make me a perfect candidate for the Chelsea job.

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Tripod

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You won't need to "assume". The hatred will be real and unambiguous...

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Screenie

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Shut it, Tripod.

Posted 5 months ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Nice angle. Have a few welcoming stars.

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dvo4fun

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and some more. Make the most of the huge Day 1'welcome aboard' though ...

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