Lord Vader, keeper of the dark side, today announced he has been talking to his lawyers about suing over 10,000 users of the social network site Twitter for claims he may have inappropriately touched a protocol droid that he built when he was a young lad.
He has already tried hard to clamp down on the allegations by killing hundreds of Bothans who had been trying to get a message to the rebellion but the rumours got through. Some people have speculated that his harsh treatment of the Bothans may actually be a sign of guilt. Something Lord Vader has strenuously denied.
“Yes I may have completely destroyed a planet once in cold blood, but interfering with a protocol droid? That’s an accusation that is completely false and without any basis, people have gone too far!”
Most twitter users will be expected to pay a nominal fee to Lord Vaders favourite charity, Fathers 4 Justice, a charity who he’d worked close with to try and gain him access to his twins, one of whom was housed pretty much under his nose with Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
But stronger users of Twitter may be forced to fight him like a man to the death and with every passing moment they’ll be punished by moving closer to the dark side.