What happened to chapter nine you ask. Well, I don't know exactly but when I looked back, I found nine previous subjects so I'll just call this one number ten, ok?
I'm still highly flattered to have the honour of choosing the next subject. I think we were all impressed by Squudge's 'arse like a vuvuzela,' so to speak.
So the subject of NEAT-O ten is .... INTELLIGENCE
For the lawyers amongst you it could be Criminal, for the techie geeks it could be Artificial, for the retired colonels it could me Military, or for the village idiots it could be Lack Of. Or anything else vaguely related to the subject would be acceptable.
As usual, submit in the Writers' Room and post the link in here by Friday lunchtime for the chance of fame, glory and unparalleled riches.