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Started 6 months ago by rikkor
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dvo4fun

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So, this is about bum sex right?

Posted 6 months ago #
rikkor

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Dvo, thanks for asking. It's not all about bum sex. There is an occasional visit to a darling little place for brunch and mimosas on Sunday, after being sated with bum sex. But, it's in the early 17th century, so people spout poetry, and the mimosas are made with sack and verjus.

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rikkor

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The Staining Of The Poo was right up my alley. (Phwoar!)

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Gerontius

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All Swell That End's Swell

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andhrimnir

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Midsummer nights ream

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andhrimnir

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Twelfth tonight

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andhrimnir

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Measure for measure
Hamlet

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andhrimnir

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Tempest Tempest

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andhrimnir

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Julia eat her

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andhrimnir

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and combining two.... Perineum, as you lick it.

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andhrimnir

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oh and isn't there a Dr Butts in Henry VII?

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rikkor

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Andh, loved them all. "Mistress Quickly? I though you said Mr. Quickly."

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malgor

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Liked your 'Cor! I love anus', Rikkor. Could be a rough cockney line in Pinewood Studio's movie of G Shakespeare's comedy 'Carry On Anus'.

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rikkor

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Carry on, Willie.

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Jonny Shlep

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Two Gentlemen Love A Boner.

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rikkor

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Jonny, that was great!

"Polarialanus"

You have to be of a certain age and/or well-read to get that.

Amazing how "anus" seems to be such a fertil(izer) ground for creativity.

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pinxit

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Yeah.

After seeing this thread, the words 'asshole' and 'shit' spring to mind.

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Jonny Shlep

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^^^^^^^^^ Is this a shagger I see above me? hehehe

Cheers Rikkor. Right last one and this has to be said in a strong Geordie accent.

Bite us Andronicus.

Coat for me taxi please!

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rikkor

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Cum, buggerer. Wear your sheath.

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Oxbridge

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Felch Night

The Comedy of Bare-arse

Henry IV's Part - Ooooo...

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wallster

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I knew this sub would come in handy at some point.

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50513

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rikkor

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Love Felch Night.

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