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   sigmund
   

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   Cake, anyone?

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   quango
   

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   Still really like you though Lucy x

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Oh Lucy, bless you and your little temper tantrum.

   I was trying to bring forth a little voice of calmness and reason. Perhaps you could ask someone to translate it into 'ranting ire' for you.

   And the fact that I'm hung like a weasel, you can deduce that from my name? That sounds like pretty powerful science to me.

   Now, catch up on your meds, slip off your tiara and pop a damp cloth on your brow, there's a good puppy.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   moanygit
   

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   Holy fuck! Just been for a pint (3) and come back to this? Bizarre. Lucy, chill the fuck out! It's not worth the blood pressure...

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   quango
   

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   Worth pointing out quangos can be female (the idea of a female governmental organisation does make the head hurt)

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Dick Everyman
   

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   Have I missed something?

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Lucy4
   

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   You boys! You take everything so serious. Couldn't you tell I was joshing. Why, shame on you all (girly giggle).

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   FlashArry
   

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   Left confused and cake-less again

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Tripod
   

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   So is his penis shorter than average, or what?...

   Posted 6 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Apparently so Tripod.
    And can I just say, am I correct in deducing that you are so incredibly endowed that you consider yourself to be three-legged? Just hazarding a wild guess...

    (That's not a chat up line btw, I merely point mention it to bring a touch of humour to the post...)

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    Given your options Tripod, I'd hope for 'what'.

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Tripod
    

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    am I correct in deducing that you are so incredibly endowed that you consider yourself to be three-legged?

    Look, it's cold where I live, all right...

    Oh, and I'm a photographer by trade...

    Posted 6 months ago #

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