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The Seven Aggressively Aspirational Lists You Must Write - Before You Die

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ronseal

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You are at risk of dying a miserable unfulfilled and worthless life unless you carry out some activities being advertised alongside this article, according to research.

The shocking study, carried out by independent research company DMZ (Dovetailed Marketing Zeitgeist) revealed that people who don't carry out ....

BOLLOCKS BETTER COME BACK TO THIS

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Squudge

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needs to include hearty bike ride with grandkids after a good dose of immodium

...and rollerblading in a miniskirt fearlessly during rag week

(gender-specific options)

Posted 7 months ago #
Squudge

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oh, and a FP on NB - natch

Posted 7 months ago #
ronseal

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The research, unquestioningly quoted in the media without anyone ever questioning its veracity, says that unless people have regular conversations with brands, such as Amazon Facebook and Microsoft, could die horribly, alone and cold after miserable uncelebrated lives.

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I have a fucket list if that is any help

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