People across the UK are shocked to discover that disgraced TV presenter Jimmy Savile has a secret identical twin called Johny who lives in the Yorkshire Seaside town of Scarborough.
'He just appeared out of nowhere and has started living in Jimmy's old house which he claims to have inherited by virtue of his bloodline' said Scarborough resident Mary Tucker 'The likeness is incredible and anyone would think it was Jimmy as he wears lots of gold chains and smokes big cigars.'
In an interview with the Scarborough Evening Press Johny Savile was reported to have said 'Now then, now then guys and gals, would you like me to fix it for you to hear my story? You see I never even heard of or met my secret twin brother, howzabout that then? Do you like my tracksuit? AhAhAh.'
Some commentators have suggested that Johny is in fact Jimmy, and that Jimmy faked his own death because he knew about the forthcoming alegations of assault and rape 'Do you think Jimmy would have fixed it for himself? It's barmy after all Jimmy didn't drink and I want a swift pint. In fact I'm off to my local, The Nursery.'
It now seems that Scarborough residents must become accustomed to secret identical twins residing in the town. In November 1974 Robert, the secret identical twin brother of Richard, the seventh Lord of Lucan took-over the local manor house and lived there alone for over 25 years with his only company being his horse 'Sugar' which he acquired in 1983.