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Nick Clegg vows to wave his cock in Parliament after Cameron's wardrobe mishap

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simonjmr

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Not to be upstaged by David Cameron's wardrobe malfunction at a dinner in the Guidhall last night. Often overlooked Deputy Nick Clegg has vowed that he will retain the limelight from the flabby and mooby Prime Minister by waving his flacid cock in Parliament at tomorrows Prime Ministers Question TIme.

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Posted 6 months ago #
antharrison

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I doubt it will be flacid when Cameron is speaking at PMQs

Posted 6 months ago #
Drylaw

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He's got a right big yin tae. Seen it on a train.

Posted 6 months ago #
Squudge

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between the (not seen, but anticipation is worse than execution) PM moobs and Clegg's parliamentary member, I am enervated.

<drinks heavily>

Posted 6 months ago #

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