The big bosomed lady with the dutch accent, who famously tried to change your point of view, in Rod Stewart's song, You're in My Heart, is to star in her own ballad after audience reaction to the crooner's re-released back catalogue.
Insiders say Rod Stewart is secretly furious that the buxom Netherlander, who was only a bit part player in his song, now threatens to over shadow him.
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