Pete Formby, 35, of Wilmslow, Cheshire, was arrested today after killing five of his colleagues. Formby, who recently won the ‘slimmer of the year’ award after dropping from 28 stone, 6 pounds to a svelte 12 stone, flipped after hearing the phrase ‘it’s just fluid loss’ 136 days in a row. “I guess some of it may have been fat after all," said surviving workmate Dean Simmonds, 27. “After all, we were just trying to be supportive, but you know how sensitive some of these fatties can get.”
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