The government today announced that all schools judged 'excellent' by Ofsted will be given the opportunity to convert to Ninja Academies. This will exempt schools from moral controls, and will allow them to educate pupils in ungentlemanly warfare through treachery, trickery and assassination.
'Ninja skills are lacking in the British economy', announced the Education minister. 'We've been too reliant on migrant Ninjas for many years, and the advent of Ninja academies will ensure that we have adequate supplies of British Ninjas to meet the demands of the 21st century. Of course, like all British-educated workers, they'll be less well qualified than migrant Ninjas, lazier and generally have an attitude problem.'