In a dramatic move to bring integrity back to the BBC and Newsnight, internet satirist from Newsbiscuit will be called upon to write the news.
"Lets face it John O'Farrell's lot have got a better track record of making up the news and getting away with it"
"We are exiling our reporters to the confines of making up the news on Newsbiscuit before we actually let them lose on the real news" said the acting Director General Tim Davie.
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