Following news of child abuse by former BBC DJ Jimmy Saville - literally hundreds of allegations have flooded in to both the Met Police and the BBC. Earlier this week it was revealed that Sooty and Sweep had undergone similar systemic abuse for years – having grown men’s fingers thrust into their bums. And this under the noses of BBC bosses.
The child abuse allegations have now spread across the pond with members from the cast of The Muppets in New York including: Kermit, Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle and Foo Foo Chicken each alleging continuous episodes of foul play, which regularly ended up with grown men thrusting their entire forearm’s into the far reaches of their buttocks.
pictured: ‘Kermit Frog’ en-route to rehab. Kermit’s in denial. Other Muppet’s (apart from George Osborne), have refused to be photographed or interviewed in public following the furore.