After the depressing announcement by CAMRA that all the best silly names for real ale have been claimed, an open competition has been launched on behalf of the Wet Withers Brewery. The WWB are desperate to find an appropriate name for a prize-winning new ale, which promises to roil the guts and turn your arse into a vuvuzela.
Public response has been swift and encouraging, with the current front runners being: Cameron's Promise, Clegg's Charisma and Boris' Bender. Initial offerings, rejected on the grounds of bad taste, were 'Margaret Hodge', 'Schofield's Knobbler', and 'Savile's Bouncy Knee'.
The prize for the winner is a ferkin of the foaming ale, and the runner up will receive a life-time supply of the stuff.