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   godly1966
   

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   Go on who broke newsbiscuit I haven’t been able to get on to it all day.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Des Custard
   

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   Wasn't me. I was after a female's wash rag type jerkin and now thank God I've found one in the chat room.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Paddy Berzinski
   

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   Same problem. I thought my PC had caught the flu.

   What is a wash rag type jerkin anyway?

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   It's the precursor of the type of intimate feminine hygiene product that immediately transforms the most slovenly bird into a sky-diving, roller-blading, volley-ball playing minx about town.

   I didn't break it either, but had hoped that the spam issue was being dealt with.

   Obviously not.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Paddy Berzinski
   

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   Is that usual? I mean the 'spam' thing?

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Perhaps we all need to log in with one of those rather challenging 'write the morphed letters and numerals' thingys.

   I normally find I have to have at least 3 goes at getting them right though, so please allow for myopic dullards.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   look it up on Twitter....I bet I know who they're blaming.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Dick Everyman
   

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   It must be the Canada Goose...

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   Sorry guys. I may have broken it. While on-line I poured about 1/2 a pint of luke-warm coffee into my laptop yesterday. Hugely relieved to say it is now dried out and working again but with the added bonus of giving off wafts of roasted coffee.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    This didn't help either
    Missed it first time round
    But it's amazing what gets thrown up during a perfectly innocent Google search
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2025791/Holy-inappropriate-Vicar-shocked-public-lavatory-starts-talking--womans-voice.html
    You could virtually lift this off the page and put it on the sub's board.

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    Was there a particular reason for doing that beau?

    Mind you, I can think of worse things for my keyboard to smell of.

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Sinnick
    

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    Sorry, Beau, I genuinely misread "laptop" as "lap". The rest of the sentence seemed unnecessarily candid.

    Posted 6 months ago #

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