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   Ironduke
   

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   Springsteen and Clooney versus Donny Osmond and Clint

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   waylandsmithy
   

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   Clint is worth a thousand Clooneys. Romney is a nut job, but Clint can't be wrong, can he?

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Squudge
   

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   oh yes.

   Though I thought Romney must be onto a winner roping in Chuck Norris - until I watched this:

   Norris Chucks his cool image in one short video

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Hmm. 'Dirty Harry' era Clint is a real Top Trump badass, but 'Talking to an empty chair' Clint has rather tarnished the brand.

   I'd say a Bruce Springsteen edges out the Clint 2012version, whilst George Clooney smokes the big one all over Donny Bloody Osmond.

   Therefore, on the key issue of celebrity endorsement, Obama hurls chunks on Romneys duvet.

   Oh yes...and Romney is a nut job. Bizarre they couldn't find a better candidate.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Sinnick
   

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   I agree, Obama keeps better company.

   ... and, the Republicans seem to like nutjobs - Reagan, Bush, Bush, Romney. It's almost like they want a figurehead so they can play their political games behind the scenes and blame the dope when it goes wrong.

   At least the Democrats are up front - as Clinton would tell you.

   Or am I being cynical ?

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   I only managed 30 seconds of Mr and Mrs Norris.

   BTW have you noticed that Romney's eyes are lying whenever he speaks? Very dodgy character.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Squudge
   

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   Scroat - your stamina astounds me - I should have put a health warning on there that alcohol is needed first

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Sinnick
   

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   So, voting for Obama means "a thousand years of darkness".

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   Hank Williams Snr must be turning in his grave
   'This land is my land' indeed

   Posted 6 months ago #
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    AReader
    

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    So, voting for Obama means "a thousand years of darkness"

    His mother was white, so I think five hundred years of twilight would be more accurate

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    Given that the Hispanic vote appears to be the main engine of change I am surpised we didn't see a candidate with a big, droopy, neet-o, moustache.

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    "Obama forms Mariachi Band with Bruce Springsteen to win votes."

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Quaz
    

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    Being a teen in the 80's I always thought of Regan as a "Let's bomb Russia" Loon.

    A couple of years ago there was a documentary on BBC2 or 4 about him, with some pretty high level Political figures talking about him. One was saying how he started off very gung-ho and never stayed in for the whole Washington "lets practice for armageddon" drills. Eventually they got him in there and went through the senarios, and he was so truely shocked at the potential devestation and loss of life (duhh!) that it was his turning point in talking with the Russians about disarming. It seems that was his "road to Damascus" moment. It was a lucky thing with that, and with Gorby comming into power in Russia.

    Mind you, quite how you become President without grasping that it's a bad idea getting into a thermonuclear war with the other super power, the one that built the biggest H bomb ever set off, is beyond me.

    Posted 6 months ago #

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