Embarrased bosses at airline DisastAir were yesterday forced to admit that the choice of movies available on their transatlantic routes may have been less than ideal. Airline owner Mick o'Bleary confessed that his own favourite films included Airforce One, Passenger 57, Alive, and One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing and expressed surprise that DisastAir passengers did not necessarily share his tastes.
"We try to cater for our passengers' needs", commented Mr o'Bleary, "and if they are not happy with our film choice we offer a great selection of music - in fact for rock'n'roll fans we have tunes by Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper, and more nervous fliers can be soothed by the gentle sounds of Glen Miller".