Terrorists across America have lambasted four years of broken promises from Barack Obama and have said that the President can no longer expect to carry the terror vote.
'He is just not the President we were promised in 2008,' claimed Adul Mumba. 'The world economy was in serious trouble; he was supposed to make it worse but instead he has taken it out of recession and the US has posted two years of job growth.'
As bad as he found his domestic policy is his foreign ploicy is
even worse,' So he repeals Don't ask, don't tell which is supposed to bring the US Militray down from the inside because once they were outed they would...make the others...gay or something? Okay, not even we knew what the Republicans were arguing about then but he was suppsoed to go easy on us but he's actually bombing us back to the stone age, and that only ended last week for us. He didn't just kill Osama Bin Landen, he killed his second in comman, like, 50 times. Do you know how many people are qualified to be the second in command for a large, international terrorist cell? About 70. Once we get to that we're sticking a guy who would be a good third in command into the second in command spot, he'll try his best but that's no way to run any organisation. He's being so inconsiderate.'
But he did go on to say President Obama has gotten some stuff right, 'His reaction to Hurricane Sandy has been amazing. He's going to get New York cleaned up in no time. Which is great because it is so hard to attack a country that's underwater. It's that kind of forward thinking that got me to vote for him last time.'