England manager Fabio Capello was reported to be considering his future in English football after watching TV footage of Prime Minister Gordon Brown giving evidence to the Chilcot enquiry.
Brushing aside his official interpreter he said ‘Whadda he know about football, eh? When wazza last time Raith Rovers beat Juventus? Or even draw, huh? Whatta game he play? Rugby, eh? OK, let him try 1-4-4-1 in that. Hey, he not even English. Anyway, Terry made a good game, no?’