Whoops! Sort of forgot about the whole Friday deadline on this. Anyway, without further ado, the results of the Neat-O jury:
Special mentions to all the excellent tickers on this subject, including the now obligatory Jimmy Savile reference by Dick Everyman: http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50901&replies=1#post-146522 , the Punjabi metal scene reference by idiot: http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50902&replies=1#post-146525 and the challengingly cryptic headline from charlies_hat : http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50957.
Top of the tickers, in my own special opinion, was, however, sigmund linking Iron Maiden and cricket for possibly the first time in history : http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50945&replies=1#post-146615
As for the main stories, I'm going to continue the (ironic) theme for actual published pieces coming second, I'm going for Ironduke's sarcastic heavy metal band:
However, the winner (and new Neat-O champion who will hopefully carry it on a bit more competently than I did) is squudge, with his story on the modernisation of the NHS:
Over to him/her for the next round.