Queen's speech 2010
My government does not like Big Numbers.
Big Numbers are Bad, and must be Cut.
To this end, My government will introduce a Bill to Limit Big Numbers.
This will be called the “We're All In This Together Bill”
Yes, We think they ARE that stupid.
My government will introduce a Bill to keep the Liberals busy:
The Socially Responsible Twaddle About Carbon Footprints, and Global Warming Drivel Liberal Load Old of Bollocks Bill.
(Get Little Clegsworth to fill in this bit)
My government will Repay those Foreigners and Tax Exiles who so very nearly bought us the election and to this end will introduce a
Financial Reform (Give Control of England To Our Chums in the City) Bill
My government will pay back all those scumbags who have dared to vote Labour since 1997 by Introducing a New Reform (Turn Back the Clock to 1832) Act
My government will make clear that this is just the start by Introducing the
A Pig in a Poke Bill
which will abolish all Parliamentary Seats that we can't win.