US bath accessories and overflow pipes reacted in anger at the awarding of the Spigot of the Year prize to a stainless steel mixer tap in Cincinnati, yesterday. “This award is an insult to all bathroom accessories related to water supply and drainage,” a prominent bath plug said yesterday.
But the Roman Catholic Archbishop of Cincinnati, Cardinal Michael Drake said “Homosexuality is an abomination before the lord, a mortal sin and we must cure those who suffer from it. In opposing it and those who practice it we only do God’s will on earth. To label us intolerant is simply misguided. Oh, sorry, I thought you were asking for a comment on faggot of the year. Don’t put that bit in.”