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Whatever happened to Rikkor?

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Started 2 years ago by StoopyDeGunt
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StoopyDeGunt

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He doesn't seem to post any more.

He reminded me of those two old gits who'd heckle Fuzzy Bear

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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He still pops up now and again. He's a bit like the "Candyman", if you say his name three times, he tends to appear.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Stoopy, I've almost given up. I'm like a huge, vicious Tinkerbell, whose light can only increase when the audience begins to chant "my ass hurts, my ass hurts, my ass hurts...".

Oh, and by the way, you remind me of someone who is so desperate for cash that he rents himself out to pharmaceutical companies for pay.

Posted 2 years ago #
StoopyDeGunt

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You've got a good memory

Posted 2 years ago #
Quaz

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Hi Rikkor.

You have a boat, a fox, and a chicken. You must cross a river but the boat can only take two occupants at the same time, and the fox must never be left alone with the chicken.

Your solution?

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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You forgot the bag of corn which the chicken can't be left alone with...

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

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Hey, Stoopy, you pinched my analagy.

*flounce*

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Fancy pinching a lady on her analagy! Stoopy, you're a bounder.

Posted 2 years ago #
Oxbridge

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Shurely "analogy"? - Ed.

Posted 2 years ago #
Charlie Snibbs

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Whatever happened to Rikkor?

He got an ice pick that made his ears burn ............not to mention his ass

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Oxy, we're talking about analagies here, not analogies. Try and keep up!

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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Should we not be switching from analogies to digital?

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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If it was solar powered would it be anusol?

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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Rikkor will always be Niles Fraser.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Put a rock in the bag of corn. Use it to stun the fox senseless. The plan all falls into place from there.

Posted 2 years ago #
shitsu_tonka

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I always imagine Rikkor to be more physically robust than Niles. I think of him as Joe Queenan.

Posted 2 years ago #
Quaz

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I was thinking insure the chicken, sell the corn, eat the chicken and blame the fox.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Shitsu: Joe Queenan? Luckily, I know who that is. Don't think many people do, though. I'm the other ignorant Irish drunk/litterateur from the US. Mais, je suis tres, tres robuste et large.

Posted 2 years ago #
shitsu_tonka

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Definitely Joe Queenan. Which isn't meant as an insult, I think he's brilliant. He's who always springs to mind whenever there is wondering about you.

Besides, isn't the other ignorant Irish drunk/litterateur from the US PJ O'Rourke?

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rikkor

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J'aime plus aussi Messrs. Queenan et O'Rourke. My fractured French reminds me of an Irish mistress of Loius XIV surnamed O'Murphy. The French called her La Morphil, as O'Murphy was (and is)too much of a Gallic tongue-twister.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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LHOOQ. (See tags...)

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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I saw that translated prudishly as "She has hot pants". I laughed.

You'll be in London on June 21st, I hope?

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Westwell: Sorry, can't be in London. Lack of job makes international frivolity travel look bad. Have fun!

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