A comprehensive study of working from home has revealed that while men are generally reasonable their wives are a real pain in the arse.
The study, which took in a sample of 1.000000000 homeworker, has some astonishing revelations. If the sample is assumed to be statistically relevant, as most marketing led studies are, then it could have massive implications for society, many of them which dovetail perfectly with the marketing strategy of the company that commissioned the Independent Study.
The study's findings, which have been quoted everywhere fro the Sun to BBC1 without anyone challenging their veracity, have created debates all over the country in phone in shows desperate for something light to talk about once they've done a depressing hour on dangerous dogs.
BOLLOCSK. I'LL COME BACK TO THIS. GOT TO WALK THE DOG BEFORE IT GETS DARK